The New Bikinings

A bikini is more than a walking prison for a man’s attention, I am not exaggerating. It is so much more. It means many things to many people based on their station of life. To the wearer, it may be an investment, entrenching her deep in a sense of identity. To an old woman on the beach, it is a reminder of the good old days behind her. For a young man, it is about feeling embarrassed about his horizontal dimension. For other women in the same age group but not with the same body measurements, it is a source of undying jealousy. For some elderly men, the sunglasses are not protecting them from UV rays alone but also giving them the freedom to be voyeurs. For waves on the beach making a desperate attempt to kiss the feet of the walking mermaid.