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Ego is universal in human nature just like water and fire is in physical nature. That is why it doesn’t get talked about as much because whatever that is, is even though the consequences of too much water and fire, are as devastating as those of too much ego. It is one subject on which it is most difficult to write for a person as almost all of our lives go into judging others nature, actions and intentions.

The wit in men is often regarded as wisdom in them and women are attracted to men who display maturity and wisdom like moth to fire. Wit proves to be a great aphrodisiac for women which makes an entry in their hearts via their ears. Men have a wrong notion that women fall for brawn and not brain. While men are attracted through their eyes, wife omen lean towards men with a deep voice speaking meaningful words.

Men and women are opposite poles with a difference. When the man pole feels weight a little below around the middle, the ground below it loosens and it falls on the feet of the woman-pole. So, in the ultimate analysis, this extra dimension in the man proves to be the reason of his undoing. In a myriad of ways, man is dependent on women to feel like a man. His sense of identity, his ego, the satisfaction of his lust and the feeling to belong- all of them depend on a woman’s instinct, inclination and indifference, if not mercy.

nce God was heard saying that he knows what women want. Before that day, there was no one who was known to be an Atheist. Jokes apart what women want is easier imagined than believed because what they want has a life of micro milli-second though if there was a one word answer to this question, it would be ‘Everything’. Women want a great career, they want relationships, family, connection, babies, money, respect and care.

People staying in the plains near the countains know that the weather in the plains is influenced by the weather in the mountains. That being said, it is a mere formality to add that what men want is based on what women want tampered by the extent of their creativity, affordability and naivety.

About Trust, the one thing that can be said with certainty is ‘You are credible in the yes of those who are incredible in yours’. In this time and age, the one emotion that is in the most deficit the world over, it is Trust. It is such a serious subject that it is not even funny but that is where we found our challenge. We created these one liners which have wit on one side of the border and wisdom on the other, and the border represent the trust we have that you’ll like what is written in this e-book. Now that is a self-deprecating joke because there is no better way to build credibility than beginning by telling it.

Having a disease and not knowing of it is worse. The funny part is those having this disease frequently accuse others of having it but the reality is that it plagues the mankind like no other, and in small or greater parts everyone suffers from it. While the narcissistic person goes on living his or her life, the people around him suffer, vocally or silently. This book has everything that you can tell such a person colloquially. Pray that your recipient has a good sense of humor, otherwise you have a situation at hand.

No matter what profession you have, what social setting you find yourself in, what economic privilege and what background you enjoy, you will have the company of hypocrites. They are people who say one thing and do a whole lot other, and think yet altogether different to confuse your life even further. Such people are so entangled in life that they even meet their own conscience in the capacity of a stranger.

Money is a man-made invention. Before there was money, God had no privacy and was constantly remembered by the mankind for one issue or another so he gave this thought of inventing money to man so that he could be left alone in peace. Since the advent of first currency on Earth, every human-being has thought more of money than anything else in this world. Pardon me for making such a sweeping statement but we live in those times that some adulteration in truth is an acceptable practice.

Worry is one emotion available to mankind to elongate the passage of time because time passes slowly when a human being spends it worrying. It is such a regressive emotion and yet, just no one can claim to be out of it completely. The insecurities of humans are endless and though worrying is no solution to putting an end to your miseries, yet this emotion rules all minds.