36 Reasons For Choosing
ScorEven
Spend an hour on it every alternate day and free up the remaining 164 hours per week from anger. Figure out for yourself, while you go through the following 3 dozen reasons, as to why should you be here.
Witty
It helps you sharpen your wit
Ready To Shoot
All the one liners are written in a 'ready to shoot' mode
Wordpower
It harnesses the power of the word in print
Accent by-passed
Never lose the message to your accent
Competitive
It promotes a sense of competition to sound interesting
Just the Right Message
Drives across the point of the Sender
Impactful
Creates a tangible impact
Privacy Assured
Privacy respected as ccing is not possible
Out-Bully
Serves as a deterrent for bullies
Earns You Respect
It gets you to be respected
Second Language
Great for people with English as a second language(ESL)
Freedom to Choose
Freedom to choose the right expression to tell your feelings
Feel Good Factor
It enhances your feel good factor by scoring even
Easy to Comprehend
The written message is easier to comprehend
Gift of Gab
To enjoy the play of the language
Improvement
Popularizing the use of correct English
Expressions
It develops your expression
Anonymous
It has the benefit of replying back without identifying yourself
Batters Bores
Batters bores, demolishes detractors and petrifies predators
Wider Range
The written messages have wider range and connotation
Play With Words
Written quotes can also accommodate word play, which often gets lost in spoken words
Keeps Your Brain Young
It has its effect in delaying the ageing of the brain
Tackling Narcissism
It helps in tackling narcissism, which is already an epidemic
All Fresh
None of these one-liners have been used before
Flexibility
Flexibility to use your own one liner, which meets the standard of creativity and cryptiness
Specific Insults
Specific situation based one liner can be written for a fee
You, The Author
Name of the buyer appears as the author of the quote
Grab Attention
World, by and large, has individuals with a limited attention span. So speak less to get heard more
Limited License
The limited license of using these one-liners gets sold to buyers
Fuel for Your Wit
Be the life of a party by remembering these chunky nuggets of wit
Nominal Sum
Paying a nominal sum for the message lends credibility to the spirit in which it is said
Select & Send
Generally, people have a better cognitive ability than expression ability. All they have to do is to select and send
No Jargons
All the one liners are written in Basic English avoiding jargon
Universal Applicability
No references to any celebrities or known events, is made in these one-liners to ensure universal applicability
Learning
Increased ability of Language awareness
Great Alternative
Great alternative for those who feel limited by being stuck with swear words
