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Bringing some light into your day is our goal with this collection of witty quotes, humor quotes, and humorous sayings. No matter what you’re looking for, we’ve got the perfect quote for you.

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Laughter isn’t something that you have to wait to find. Here is a collection of humorous quotes that will relieve your stress and give you a fresh perspective.

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The New Bikinings

A bikini is more than a walking prison for a man’s attention, I am not exaggerating. It is so much more. It means many things to many people based on their station of life. To the wearer, it may be an investment, entrenching her deep in a sense of identity. To an old woman on the beach, it is a reminder of the good old days behind her. For a young man, it is about feeling embarrassed about his horizontal dimension. For other women in the same age group but not with the same body measurements, it is a source of undying jealousy. For some elderly men, the sunglasses are not protecting them from UV rays alone but also giving them the freedom to be voyeurs. For waves on the beach making a desperate attempt to kiss the feet of the walking mermaid.

Marriage

Not all relationships have a happy ending.  Some end up in Marriages!  It doesn’t take long for the Couples to take reality check soon after marrying each other.  While husband-wife-jokes are aplenty, you can take a fresh shot with ScorEven punchlines and cartoons.  Let your spouse know how you ‘actually’ feel about them sometimes.

“Office Office”

Funny things keep happening in office surroundings. All the time, somebody is making fun of somebody, most of the time that somebody happens to be The Boss. Bitching about Boss or Colleagues is a literal birthright for all employees. Some are daring enough to say the curse words directly. But for those who are gentle (read, not so daring!) but always wished that if they could speak up their minds, then here are the cards designed for them. Pick one, and shoot!
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